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June 2012

If Romney Panders To Latinos, It’s Hasta La Vista Mitt!

 
If Romney Panders To Latinos, It’s Hasta La Vista Mitt!
 
If he is to win, he must proudly articulate his GOP platform to all, not just some
 
 
Without a doubt, this presidential election will be close.
 
Sure, some in fantasyland have already coronated Mitt Romney, predicting a November romp. But in reality, the race will come down to a few swing states where Hispanics will be a --- and possibly the --- crucial voting bloc.
 

Avalon’s Fiery Law Against Gas Grills---And Its Selective Enforcement

 

Avalon’s Fiery Law Against Gas Grills---And Its Selective Enforcement

 

What is the biggest threat to our security?

 

1) Al-Qaida

2) Illegal immigration

3) Joe Biden’s mouth

4) Gas grills on decks

 

Gas grills, naturally.  

 

In an act that can only be described as prescient, Avalon, New Jersey burned its competition by being one of the first to protect its citizens from the menacing grill crisis.  

 

It outlawed propane grills on decks.  

 

Spain And Italy Bailouts? Earth To Europe: Have We Met?

 
Spain And Italy Bailouts? Earth To Europe: Have We Met? 
 
Pop Quiz:
 
Are the Euro-technocrats (and their America backers) who orchestrated the bailouts of Greece, Portugal, Ireland, Spain (and soon Italy):
 
A) Really smart guys, hell-bent on world domination, who are trying to prop up the Euro to create a one-world currency (to complement a one-world government, of course);
 

Use Your Brain --- No Motorcycle Helmet Laws

 
Use Your Brain --- No Motorcycle Helmet Laws
 
No one ever accused the Philadelphia Inquirer’s editorial board of using their “heads” when opining, and last week was no exception.
 

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